A bird flying south for the winter, got so cold he froze and fell to the ground in the middle of a cattle field,one of the cows shit on him, and at first he was pissed but the cow's shit was so warm he started to thaw out and he felt happy and content so he started to sing, a nearby cat heard his song and came into the field pulled the bird out of the shit cleaned him off and ate the poor bird - the moral of the story is, not everyone who craps on you is your enemy and not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
Hahaha
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